I must admit that I am perplexed by people who wink. I simply don’t get it. I mean what the hell are you trying to get across to me when you give me a wink?
To me winking is a sign of flirtation, but for many people it seems to represent something else. There are a couple of ladies in my office that wink at me all the time. At first it kind of weirded me out but then I realized that it wasn’t just me they were winking at. It seems to be a regular part of their communication, but the meaning is completely lost on me. I mean if a woman winks at me it tells me “hey big boy, I’d like to make a baby with you, right here, right now.”
Are you a winker? Can you clue me in to this?
Sincerely,
Puzzled in Clearwater
aka, the Pooping Dog
