The Pooping Dog was on a recent trip to Disney World and noticed an alarmingly high number of obese people riding around the park on electric scooters. What’s the problem fatty? Don’t you think that if you climbed out of that thing and walked a little bit it might good for you? Geez…
My guess is that the sitting around on your ass all day eating Twinkies and watching Court TV helped contribute to your weight problem in the first place. God forbid you should actually get up off your ass now and walk around the park with your family. I can hear the conversation now. “Oh no, Suzie you go ride Space Mountain. Mommy is just going to sit over there in the shade under that tree and wait for you.” Not that mom could ride if she wanted because the “you must be less wide than a Volkswagen to go on this ride” sign has already eliminated it from consideration at all.
